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	"If you\'re a dog, you\'ll make a terrible rabbit.",
	"It\'s not how long your ears are; it\'s how much you have between your ears.",
	"We all give up something for something else which we believe is better.",
	"Our paws can only hold so much, so no point in getting stressed over stuff we can\'t handle.",
	"If we can\'t make it today, there is always tomorrow.",
	"I don\'t have to eat everything on the menu now, I can always come back tomorrow.",
	"It felt good to criticize others, until I realized that I can only see what is mirrored in me.",
	"If we can look at our life objectively, we would be laughing at the comedy.",
	"Don\'t try to change your boss.",
	"Never explain a rabbit\'s feeling to a snake.  You will be ridiculed.",
	"Hardwork is most effective if well planned.",
	"Never turn your nose up on a dung beetle. It is a good source of protein.",
	"Know what your are expected to give before you take\, and make sure you will like what you take.",
	"Before the invention of shampoo people talk about character. Now all they talk about is hair.",
	"Never talk to a whale. It may be a mammal but it has fish breath.",
	"Me fat\? Compared to who\? A praying manthis\?",
	"Children think rabbits are cute. Farmers call us pests.",
	"Don\'t go out with a praying manthis. She is as thin as a stick, has no fur and blends into the background.",
	"A collector\'s teddy is pristine, but a child\'s teddy smells like drool.",
	"Rabbits are not cowards. We are just non\-confrontational.",
	"It\'s not a big deal to say please and thank you.",
	"If you have to do something sooner or later\, then do it as soon as you can.",
	"Don\'t imitate another\'s success.  Emulate it.",
	"If you\'re still alive\, it means that you haven\'t lost everything.",
	"I have passed this street a thousand times\, and must have walked a thousand miles\. Yet I still end up in the same place day after day."
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